T-Shirt Christianity

Live a life of utter hedonism and self-glory. Until you want an image shift. Then get you some church. Wear a jesus t-shirt. Or a piece of God jewelry. Now you have completed "your" best life. And it is all commended by the association to God. (Just don't make the mistake of actually rejecting all of what you have built and devoting every facet to His lordship. That's just crazy talk)